[whs]

Double_V, on 12 March 2010 - 12:15 PM, said:

I'm imagining you in just your skeleton tho, sort of Pirates of the Caribbean style, only colder, to capture the Viking effect. And maybe a hat with horns or something..

How those skeletons walk around without muscle and connective tissue I'll never understand.

I have a similar question about boneless chicken.

[ShashiJapan4]

whs, on 12 March 2010 - 04:57 PM, said:

How those skeletons walk around without muscle and connective tissue I'll never understand.

I have a similar question about boneless chicken.

Necromancy, dude.
The skeletons rising from the ground are held together by negative energies, provided by the Necromancer.
How well they stay together and move around depends on how powerful said Necromancer is.

Geeze.

[whs]

ShashiJapan4, on 13 March 2010 - 02:47 AM, said:

Necromancy, dude.

I see you conveniently avoided the more difficult and potentially less palatable question of the boneless chicken.

[ShashiJapan4]

whs, on 13 March 2010 - 02:55 PM, said:

I see you conveniently avoided the more difficult and potentially less palatable question of the boneless chicken.

Oh, that's simply a matter of KFC genetically engineering chickens without bones. They're just living, biological piles of white meat and feathers. Cool yeah?

I figured that was common knowledge.

Edit: To avoid any possibility of future argument: No, they are not necessarily fed.
They're given their daily needs intravenously via a saline/nutrient/vitamin solution.

[CheekyMuffin]

ShashiJapan4, on 13 March 2010 - 06:20 PM, said:

No, they are not necessarily fed.
They're given their daily needs intravenously via a saline/nutrient/vitamin solution.

And you think that's ingenious? If so please explain in simple terms why you think that. Thanx.

[Double_V]

ShashiJapan4, on 13 March 2010 - 05:20 PM, said:

Oh, that's simply a matter of KFC genetically engineering chickens without bones. They're just living, biological piles of white meat and feathers. Cool yeah?

I figured that was common knowledge.

Edit: To avoid any possibility of future argument: No, they are not necessarily fed.
They're given their daily needs intravenously via a saline/nutrient/vitamin solution.

Meanwhole I am over here post memorial, hurting, due to the pack of evil sisters of Harry whilst you make light of death in my Death Thread.

*Sniff* *Sniff*

P.S. How could you! Gawd, you insensitive bastards.

P.P.S. I am wounded to the core, chicken breast arguments and all.

[whs]

Awww, V. Sorry you have to deal with that. *hug*

[Double_V]

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[Double_V]

whs, on 13 March 2010 - 09:33 PM, said:

Awww, V. Sorry you have to deal with that. *hug*

Than - que. I feel sooo much better.

[ShashiJapan4]

CheekyMuffin, on 13 March 2010 - 07:43 PM, said:

And you think that's ingenious? If so please explain in simple terms why you think that. Thanx.

Have you ever had to keep a half-living biological abomination alive and well for consumption?
Tell me how that isn't ingenious.

I bet they pump 'em full of Fluoride. >:[

V: iSowwy.