[ShashiJapan4]

Double_V said:

Pulled up this thread tonight. The banner ad says "Got Herpes....date other people with herpes. h-date.com.

Unbelievable.

Oh, there's more.
I wonder if people without STDs can join.

Speaking of STDs and the "Why don't more people do that" subject... I had quite an experience on my way to Bricktown in downtown OKC tonight. I was walking and saw this tiny Japanese dude. He kept looking at me all suspicious-like, like I was going to mug him(I'm a fast walker, so I could see how someone would be intimidated, it was around 2:00 am). So, I just walk on past him and he says hello and all that. He was obviously gay and made it evident when he told me that I was cute. I said thank you and went about my way. Dude kept following me and trying to talk to me. I don't like to be an asshole, so I responded with short, one-word answers. As a side-note, I was walking way faster than him. I figured it was just a short meeting amd he'd leave me alone after I walked off the first time.

He asked me where I was going and I told him I was on my way to Bricktown to go laugh at the drunks. He said he was going home... His vehicle was on the way to Bricktown, so he pretty much followed me all the way there. He asked if he could walk with me and I told him that he could if he wanted. I walk about 20 feet ahead and he unlocks his car- I look back to see if that was his vehicle and he waves me over. I walk back and he says that's his car... I say "That's great..." and he asks me to get in. At this point, I'm pretty uneasy, just fucking awkward. I deny getting in his car and tell him "Dude, I'm going to Bricktown." He says he'll drive me. I tell him I'd rather walk.

There's an alleyway next to his vehicle and he tells me that we should go down that way. I say "Fuck no. I told you I'm going to Bricktown." I walk away and say bye and he asks for a hug. I think "What the fuck ever, I'll humor him and be done with this." During the hug, his hand goes down and grabs my dick. I shove him off and say "Woah, WHAT THE FUCK!?" It took a second to register what the fuck just happened. I tell him to get the hell away and walk away scarred.

The moral of the story:
Just because I'm being totally innocent with someone else doesn't mean they don't have ulterior motives in their minds.

And never trust 5'3" homosexual, asian dudes with hugs after they ask you to head down an abandoned alleyway alone.

The funny thing is that I thought he had buddies waiting in the alleyway to beat the shit out of me and mug me. Honestly, I would have rather'd that. Fucked up stories are a lot easier to tell than stories about creepy gays that assume you're not ignorant about their advances. :glare:

Edit: I'll also take this time to say how completely oblivious I am to advances from ANYBODY. I'm just completely ignorant about it. And I know this for a fact. I just really, really can't tell when women(Or anybody, apparently) are interested in me. This lack of ability to tell advances also points out my complete lack of ability to make advances like that. I'm blind to them and I'm horrible about making them. I almost have to be straight forward with someone and vice-versa. Otherwise, I just don't get it and I assume they misinterperate my actions.

But there is some good news... This cute girl was totally hitting on me today... But I didn't even realize it 'til I was on my way back to my dad's house. Was kicking myself for not taking advantage of that blatant opportunity. ;_;
So, I guess it's not good news.

I'm just going to gut myself and hang myself from the ceiling fan with my own intestines tonight. I'm thinking it'll be an easier endeavor than this social game, flirting bullshit.

[Northern Bushape]

Munchies said:

When you go to a bar, the one night stand thing is already a given, so to bring it out in the open makes you seem desperate. Nobody wants someone desperate.

Talk to the girl and make her like you so you actually have a shot, take your time, make her want it more than you do. Whats the rush anyways you have all night

Are you old enough to even enter a bar?

How did you thus come by this wisdom?

[Double_V]

ShashiJapan4 said:

Oh, there's more.
I wonder if people without STDs can join.

Speaking of STDs and the "Why don't more people do that" subject... I had quite an experience on my way to Bricktown in downtown OKC tonight. I was walking and saw this tiny Japanese dude. He kept looking at me all suspicious-like, like I was going to mug him(I'm a fast walker, so I could see how someone would be intimidated, it was around 2:00 am). So, I just walk on past him and he says hello and all that. He was obviously gay and made it evident when he told me that I was cute. I said thank you and went about my way. Dude kept following me and trying to talk to me. I don't like to be an asshole, so I responded with short, one-word answers. As a side-note, I was walking way faster than him. I figured it was just a short meeting amd he'd leave me alone after I walked off the first time.

He asked me where I was going and I told him I was on my way to Bricktown to go laugh at the drunks. He said he was going home... His vehicle was on the way to Bricktown, so he pretty much followed me all the way there. He asked if he could walk with me and I told him that he could if he wanted. I walk about 20 feet ahead and he unlocks his car- I look back to see if that was his vehicle and he waves me over. I walk back and he says that's his car... I say "That's great..." and he asks me to get in. At this point, I'm pretty uneasy, just fucking awkward. I deny getting in his car and tell him "Dude, I'm going to Bricktown." He says he'll drive me. I tell him I'd rather walk.

There's an alleyway next to his vehicle and he tells me that we should go down that way. I say "Fuck no. I told you I'm going to Bricktown." I walk away and say bye and he asks for a hug. I think "What the fuck ever, I'll humor him and be done with this." During the hug, his hand goes down and grabs my dick. I shove him off and say "Woah, WHAT THE FUCK!?" It took a second to register what the fuck just happened. I tell him to get the hell away and walk away scarred.

The moral of the story:
Just because I'm being totally innocent with someone else doesn't mean they don't have ulterior motives in their minds.

And never trust 5'3" homosexual, asian dudes with hugs after they ask you to head down an abandoned alleyway alone.

The funny thing is that I thought he had buddies waiting in the alleyway to beat the shit out of me and mug me. Honestly, I would have rather'd that. Fucked up stories are a lot easier to tell than stories about creepy gays that assume you're not ignorant about their advances. :glare:

Edit: I'll also take this time to say how completely oblivious I am to advances from ANYBODY. I'm just completely ignorant about it. And I know this for a fact. I just really, really can't tell when women(Or anybody, apparently) are interested in me. This lack of ability to tell advances also points out my complete lack of ability to make advances like that. I'm blind to them and I'm horrible about making them. I almost have to be straight forward with someone and vice-versa. Otherwise, I just don't get it and I assume they misinterperate my actions.

But there is some good news... This cute girl was totally hitting on me today... But I didn't even realize it 'til I was on my way back to my dad's house. Was kicking myself for not taking advantage of that blatant opportunity. ;_;
So, I guess it's not good news.

I'm just going to gut myself and hang myself from the ceiling fan with my own intestines tonight. I'm thinking it'll be an easier endeavor than this social game, flirting bullshit.

Well Good Morning Sunshine.:smile:
In restrospect how was your night last night? I just got up myself. Guys like that should just have a sign 'will you fuck me?'. Sexual harassment is hard to deal with.
I attended a wedding (then later a class reunion)and was placed at the family table...I see I was the buffer zone between male hetero's on my right and on 1/2 of an Adam and Steve couple (the other half being at the wedding party table) . I was the social engineer to make sure all went well...my cousin/mother of the bride failed to inform me ahead of time of the task she had chosen me for (she will me pay for it later at a time of my choosing).

Then left that and went to the class reunion and was also followed around by the boyfriend of my husbands classmate insisting I look like Lisa Rinna ("Lisa Rinna did Playboy, Lisa Rinna did Playboy!", like I was supposed to believe I looked like her, get real) ...150 times over while standing too close to me! I hate close talkers. I finally got away from him then he started on my husband on the same schtick. I don't know what he wanted. I am assuming his head is on the girlfriends chopping block today...or at least will be soon. The guy was pretty short . I sooooo wanted to say 'you know, you are short man. ...just back off and shut up' but then I remembered I am short and then it wouldn't be logical.... and so I just ordered a drink. Oh well.

[Northern Bushape]

ShashiJapan4 said:

Oh, there's more.
I wonder if people without STDs can join.

Speaking of STDs and the "Why don't more people do that" subject... I had quite an experience on my way to Bricktown in downtown OKC tonight. I was walking and saw this tiny Japanese dude. He kept looking at me all suspicious-like, like I was going to mug him(I'm a fast walker, so I could see how someone would be intimidated, it was around 2:00 am). So, I just walk on past him and he says hello and all that. He was obviously gay and made it evident when he told me that I was cute. I said thank you and went about my way. Dude kept following me and trying to talk to me. I don't like to be an asshole, so I responded with short, one-word answers. As a side-note, I was walking way faster than him. I figured it was just a short meeting amd he'd leave me alone after I walked off the first time.

He asked me where I was going and I told him I was on my way to Bricktown to go laugh at the drunks. He said he was going home... His vehicle was on the way to Bricktown, so he pretty much followed me all the way there. He asked if he could walk with me and I told him that he could if he wanted. I walk about 20 feet ahead and he unlocks his car- I look back to see if that was his vehicle and he waves me over. I walk back and he says that's his car... I say "That's great..." and he asks me to get in. At this point, I'm pretty uneasy, just fucking awkward. I deny getting in his car and tell him "Dude, I'm going to Bricktown." He says he'll drive me. I tell him I'd rather walk.

There's an alleyway next to his vehicle and he tells me that we should go down that way. I say "Fuck no. I told you I'm going to Bricktown." I walk away and say bye and he asks for a hug. I think "What the fuck ever, I'll humor him and be done with this." During the hug, his hand goes down and grabs my dick. I shove him off and say "Woah, WHAT THE FUCK!?" It took a second to register what the fuck just happened. I tell him to get the hell away and walk away scarred.

The moral of the story:
Just because I'm being totally innocent with someone else doesn't mean they don't have ulterior motives in their minds.

And never trust 5'3" homosexual, asian dudes with hugs after they ask you to head down an abandoned alleyway alone.

The funny thing is that I thought he had buddies waiting in the alleyway to beat the shit out of me and mug me. Honestly, I would have rather'd that. Fucked up stories are a lot easier to tell than stories about creepy gays that assume you're not ignorant about their advances. :glare:

Edit: I'll also take this time to say how completely oblivious I am to advances from ANYBODY. I'm just completely ignorant about it. And I know this for a fact. I just really, really can't tell when women(Or anybody, apparently) are interested in me. This lack of ability to tell advances also points out my complete lack of ability to make advances like that. I'm blind to them and I'm horrible about making them. I almost have to be straight forward with someone and vice-versa. Otherwise, I just don't get it and I assume they misinterperate my actions.

But there is some good news... This cute girl was totally hitting on me today... But I didn't even realize it 'til I was on my way back to my dad's house. Was kicking myself for not taking advantage of that blatant opportunity. ;_;
So, I guess it's not good news.

I'm just going to gut myself and hang myself from the ceiling fan with my own intestines tonight. I'm thinking it'll be an easier endeavor than this social game, flirting bullshit.

I would have handled that situation soooooo much differently

[kchoya]

Northern Bushape said:

I would have handled that situation soooooo much differently

You're a big fan of gaysians?

[Munchies]

Northern Bushape said:

Are you old enough to even enter a bar?

How did you thus come by this wisdom?

no im 17, what can i say im awesome :D, too awesome for apostrophes

[DanielStripedTiger]

Sashi, in honor of your story, I have composed a haiku:

Man on street at 2
He says he wants to hug me
Grabs my dick instead

*gong*

[ShashiJapan4]

I uh...

Don't know how to react.

[DanielStripedTiger]

ShashiJapan4 said:

I uh...

Don't know how to react.

Well, if you're in a hurry and don't have time to tell that story, you could just recite the haiku.

[ShashiJapan4]

Ah, nice. Thank you very much, sir!

[Teenager]

As to the original topic...

As a woman, a virgin woman, I certainly would not have sexual relations with the person who so frankly asked for them, but I would take an interest in them. Who does that? Why did they do that? If they take the time to talk to me, have a real conversation, it says that they are actually interested in me, and not just trying to speed up the process so that they can bag whoever is slutty enough to say yes.

If we lived in a world where the objective for both men and women was just to have emotionless sex, then the frank approach would definitely work. Yes? No. Yes? No. Yes? Yes! Done. Repeat.

How attractive they are would definitely influence my reaction as well.


I'd take it better if they said something along the lines of, "I find you sexually attractive." That's what people say anyways, right?

[decided]

Hahaha, I haven't read this thread before. It's a goodie.

For me, bars are for hanging with friends and listening to music. Not hooking up with a stranger for sex.
I don't think there's anything wrong with it though, two consenting adults getting what they want = win-win.

I have a weakness is for totally absurd pick up lines. I realised this when a friend texted his weekly pick-up line to me every Friday, until he got a steady girlfriend. They were pointless, weird conceptual little ideas that made me think and laugh my butt off. Which I think was the point, except most women just thought he was weird, lol.

Anyway, imagining I was single and looking for sex with a stranger, I wouldn't be impressed with the original post technique. It's too direct, which would make me feel defensive and tense. I'd want some flirty banter and laughter before the offer, so that I actually felt safe and relaxed with the guy. (Plus, that situation would increase my chances of multiple orgasms.)

[ShashiJapan4]

tealpenguin326, on 01 February 2010 - 02:47 AM, said:

As to the original topic...

As a woman, a virgin woman, I certainly would not have sexual relations with the person who so frankly asked for them, but I would take an interest in them. Who does that? Why did they do that? If they take the time to talk to me, have a real conversation, it says that they are actually interested in me, and not just trying to speed up the process so that they can bag whoever is slutty enough to say yes.

If we lived in a world where the objective for both men and women was just to have emotionless sex, then the frank approach would definitely work. Yes? No. Yes? No. Yes? Yes! Done. Repeat.

How attractive they are would definitely influence my reaction as well.


I'd take it better if they said something along the lines of, "I find you sexually attractive." That's what people say anyways, right?

[Sparky]

bergenski, on 01 July 2009 - 09:22 PM, said:

I haven't had sex for a while, so I will go up to a person I think is attractive and say "Hi, I am looking for someone to have sexual relations with and I was wondering if you would like to." I am sure it will work, so why don't many people do that instead of fooling around with games in bars?

The "fooling around and playing games" part can be just exciting as the sex. That's why people do it.

But I'm sure it can work, especially if you're so classy and good looking as me.

[lane]

the same reason someone can be fully qualified for a job but without a degree he'll never be hired.

besides, what does it say about a woman if she accepts such a blatant proposition?

[Irukandji_bodylotion]

bergenski, on 01 July 2009 - 01:22 PM, said:

I haven't had sex for a while, so I will go up to a person I think is attractive and say "Hi, I am looking for someone to have sexual relations with and I was wondering if you would like to." I am sure it will work, so why don't many people do that instead of fooling around with games in bars?

A guy did that to me once. I was sitting alone on the beach resting after my surfing, and he came up RIGHT behind me.

Guy: "Hey, beautiful. I'm staying in the hotel a few blocks down. Wanna check out my room?"
Me: "So I can be raped, chopped into cubes and sold on the human meat market?? Not today, thanks. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here anyway. Let me know if you see him, would you? He's 6'6, 280 lbs and he'll be in his police uniform."
Guy: "ohokthensorryidisturbedyouBYE." *sprints off*

You don't know anything about a stranger. He could be a complete wonkerpath, so women use the "games" to gauge a person. (Not that the games are by any means foolproof.)

[Northern Bushape]

Irukandji_bodylotion, on 02 June 2010 - 09:59 AM, said:

A guy did that to me once. I was sitting alone on the beach resting after my surfing, and he came up RIGHT behind me.

Guy: "Hey, beautiful. I'm staying in the hotel a few blocks down. Wanna check out my room?"
Me: "So I can be raped, chopped into cubes and sold on the human meat market?? Not today, thanks. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here anyway. Let me know if you see him, would you? He's 6'6, 280 lbs and he'll be in his police uniform."
Guy: "ohokthensorryidisturbedyouBYE." *sprints off*

You don't know anything about a stranger. He could be a complete wonkerpath, so women use the "games" to gauge a person. (Not that the games are by any means foolproof.)

If he had ordered "Ape's Ether Bunny Kit" all the embarrassment could have been avoided and he could have had you wake up in his room, biting the apple, without any fuss, while avoiding any of this hard to get silliness.

I think the your beach scenario might make for a good infomercial for the Ether Bunny Kit,it would have a never get rejected on the beach again appeal.

But how to get the "sleeping girlfriend" from beach to safe place(for him)?

Some sort of easy chair on wheels that 'sleeping girlfriends" can be moved around with, without raising suspicions, me thinks.

This post has been edited by Northern Bushape: 02 June 2010 - 09:20 AM